Tue-er...Wednesdays with Jason!

This has been a weird week. So weird, in fact, that I missed Tuesdays With Jason! My apologies; I am here to make amends. I present to you, Wednesday With Jason:

• "Want to know a way to instantly feel worse about yourself?" No thank you.
• "Honey, I'm so proud of you," after I called to say I was quitting the liberal NPO call center.
• "I don't want you to think I'm making out with a tattoo!" It's a long story.