The first lesson, unexpectedly, has been that my wardrobe needs an update! Seriously- it says right in the employee handbook, under Dress and Appearance, "[Clothing should be] fashion forward."
|Uh, Fashion Quick-Fix?|
- Phase one: shake off the dust and try on everything. Two or three times may be necessary. Try them on in every conceivable combination.
- Phase two: Suck in really hard.
- Phase three: employ safety pins, duct tape, and Plaster of Paris to fix it or fake it.